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The Rules

The Rules

The Rules

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Everyone knows there are obvious rules in society – Say Please and Thank You, Share Your Toys, and Whoever Smelt It Dealt It – but as a parent I’ve found there are other rules that pop up after oddly specific occurrences.  These are rules created so that you (hopefully) can start a precedence of these crazy things never happening again.  I took a poll recently of other parent friends, and they were kind enough to send their rules in that they’ve had to set forth for their own children.  Do you follow The Rules?

1-bathroom

2-booboos

3-ketchup

4-bandaid

6-leggings

7-cheese

8-Windows

9-football

10-TP

11-tickle

12-sticky

13-tails

14-books

15-Clothed

16-PANTS

17-tape

18-swords

19-Tub

20-Fight

21-sitting

22-Toilet

23-teeth

24-LightSaber

25-Piano

26-bark

 

Do you have some unspoken rules that need to be spoken?  Share in the comments below!

 

Still wearing leggings as pants,

~M

3 thoughts on “The Rules

  1. Katie

    To add to the “nothing in your pants” I had to make the “no binkeys in your pants especially if it isn’t yours” rule this morning.

  2. Emily S

    We have the “we just say ‘stop tickling me please’ instead of ‘tickling makes pee come out!’ rule” (even if tickling does…also, did you know “pinching makes poops come out”?)

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